Song joke solutions
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly |
What kind of motorbike does Father Christmas ride? A Holly Davidson |
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The first Noel, the angels did say |
Why is there a letter missing from the Christmas alphabet? It had no-el |
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May your days be merry and bright |
Why did the advent calendar retire? Its days were numbered |
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And the bells are ringing out for Christmas Day |
What is Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song? Jungle Bells |
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Faithful friends who were dear to us |
Why did nobody bid on Dasher and Dancer at the auction? They were too dear |
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I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree |
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got for Christmas? He felt his presents |
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Jack Frost nipping at your nose |
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frost bite |
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But the very next day, you gave it away |
How did Mary know that the baby Jesus was 6lb 2oz? She had a-weigh in the manger |